Oatmeal Risotto [Guest Post]

If you remember from Thursday’s post, Haley and I had a chance encounter a few weeks ago, and we wanted to swap blogs and share our stories. Read Haley’s side of the story below, and make sure to visit her blog and become a fan on Facebook!

Hi! I’m Haley (from Cheap RecipeBlog) and I want to tell you a funny story about how I “met” Lauren.

A few weeks ago, I was visiting my parents in southwest Minnesota. One day, I trekked over to Brookings, South Dakota, to meet an old college friend for coffee. We were meeting at Cottonwood Coffee on main street. Here’s a timeline of events:

9:15 a.m.: Feeling hungry for breakfast, I ordered a bowl of baked oatmeal.
9:20 a.m.: Once I started eating, I realized that this was no ordinary baked oatmeal. It was deliciously warm, hearty, very slightly sweet — and topped with steamed milk. It was absolutely delicious. One of the best and most unique bowls of oatmeal I’d ever eaten.
1:25 p.m.: Once I got home, I immediately Googled “baked oatmeal with steamed milk” to see what I could find.
1:27 p.m.: I clicked on Google’s second result, after noticing a recipe for “flooded oatmeal” on a cleverly-named website called “The Oatmeal Artist.”
1:30 p.m.: Once I got to the page, I immediately recognized the bowl in the top photo. It was the same oatmeal I had eaten this morning! I left the following comment:

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4:30 p.m.: I checked back on The Oatmeal Artist to see if she had responded. This is what I found:

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She had been there! The Oatmeal Artist! And she had seen me eating oatmeal. After a bit of correspondence, I realized that I had seen her as well. She was the girl across the room wearing a fabulous turquoise dress.

If this chance encounter doesn’t seem crazily weird to you, hear me out: I live in St. Paul, Minnesota. I never (ever) eat breakfast on a weekday morning in Brookings, South Dakota. Lauren lives in New York City. Sure, we both have roots in rural Minnesota/South Dakota, but it’s still mighty weird that our paths would cross in such a way.

Naturally, we couldn’t just let this story go untold. Which is why we’re teaming up and swapping guest blog posts!

About the Recipe

Coming up with a new oatmeal recipe to feature on Lauren’s blog was – well – not an easy task. I mean, what hasn’t this girl already covered? This is the most comprehensive oatmeal recipe site I’ve ever seen.

So I’ve done what any self-respecting oatmeal-lover-but-not-The-Oatmeal-Artist would do: Post someone else’s recipe!

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I recently bought a fabulous new cookbook: Try This At Home by Richard Blais of Top Chef fame. This cookbook is chock-full of seriously creative recipes like Vidalia onion rings with beer mustard, Greek yogurt with tandoori honey and freeze-dried fruit, and the recipe that I’m featuring today: Oatmeal risotto. Continue reading


Peach Cherry Almond Oatmeal

Sometimes, I write these posts shortly after I’ve finished eating the oatmeal. Sometimes, I write it weeks after the last time I ate it. And sometimes, like right now, I write it while I’m eating it.That’s how you know it’s good.

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Applesauce Overnight Oatmeal

If you’ve tried (and enjoyed) my Applesauce Oatmeal, you will likely appreciate today’s recipe. It’s truly one of my easiest recipes in the history of EVER.

Also, it tastes wonderful. I kid you not, this oatmeal tastes like straight-up apple pie. It’s one of the few recipes that I eat cold (I have a bias for hot porridge), but only because I am so desperate to shovel it in my mouth as fast as I can.
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Morning Glory Oatmeal

You guys, the worst thing ever happened. I came up with this amazing idea for a baked oatmeal, only to discover that somebody else beat me to it by a matter of days. Days!! Bummer. I literally said to my mother, “I have this idea for oatmeal using zucchini, carrots, and apple,” and two hours later, I stumbled on Oatgasm’s post on Foodgawker. I was distraught!

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On the other hand, I was able to use Oatgasm’s recipe to help create my own version, especially when it came to the spices. I’ve never personally experienced a Morning Glory Muffin, so I appreciated the assistance. However, I did do some tweaking to meet my preferences (like how I never have applesauce on hand). And, since Oatgasm mastered the baked version, I decided to bring you the stove-top version. Want it baked? Go to her. Want it on the stove? I gotcha covered.
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Orange Strawberry Oatmeal

I know it’s still mid-summer, but I always experience such mixed emotions regarding the changing seasons. Earlier this morning, I was fantasizing about Sweet Potato and Cranberry Oatmeal and Pumpkin Pie Baked Oatmeal. I was drooling over the idea of autumn and imagining myself strutting the sidewalks of Manhattan with my light trench coat and some hot tea. Only a couple hours later, I noticed it was already the end of July, and my throat dried up a little bit. Where has my summer gone? I panicked.

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What does this have to do with today’s recipe? This oatmeal just strikes me as a refreshing summer recipe, so that’s what led me to look at the calendar and notice how late in July it is.

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Lemon Blueberry Oatmeal

Today marks the start of my final week in the Midwest. I must say I’m eager to return to the East Coast and ride subways to my heart’s desire. And eat brunch in the Upper West Side. And shop at Trader Joe’s. And read in Central Park. And all that good stuff.

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I enjoyed an excellent morning in Minnesota today, though. I visited the farmer’s market, which is small but mighty. Only four vendors had set up under the picnic shelter of the lakeside park. However, I was pleasantly surprised by the selection this week. Despite only having four vendors, the variety was impressive:  fresh breads and baked goods, maple syrup and goodies made with it (maple butter!), and two “typical” produce vendors.
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Fruit Salad Oatmeal

I must admit that I enjoy being a vegetarian. In the beginning, I struggled with feeling misplaced or left out, but once it fused into part of my identity, I embraced all of its challenges. Limited options on menus means I’ll be less overwhelmed (I’m very indecisive) and more likely to try something new (like eggplant!). Potlucks become a scavenger hunt and careful investigation to discover the meatless dishes on a long table of bacon and ground beef. Thanksgiving and Easter turn into challenging games I like to call “How to Make a Meal Out of Side Dishes.”

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Potlucks, especially in Small Town, South Dakota, generally offer less than three vegetarian options (one of which is a basket of dinner rolls). The scalloped potatoes will always include diced ham. The quiche will always have bacon.

But there will always be fruit. Sometimes these fruits are in their raw form: a giant bowl of cubed watermelon or clusters of purple grapes. Other times, they’re mixed together in one bowl: berries and melons and grapes! Sometimes, they’re mixed together in a tasting “dressing,” like honey mint or lemon poppy seed or coconut lime.

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10 Tips for Eating Oatmeal when Traveling!

For some of you, this post may seem ridiculous. You might say, “Go to IHOP!” or “Eat continental breakfast!” or “Get a bagel from Dunkin’!”

Grande Soy Mocha, no whip. To go, please.

But I know there are a few of you like me. A few of you who insist on eating oatmeal almost every morning. A few of you who hate the thought of starting your day without some comforting porridge, even on the road. A few of you who don’t want to spend a vacation day with a stomach ache because you didn’t get your daily dose of soluble fiber.

Or maybe some of you just want to save some money while traveling. Every dollar adds up, especially when you’re eating out for every single meal.

This post is for all of you. You can have your morning oatmeal. In fact, many of the tips below have been personally used by me within the last month (and I provided photos for evidence!). Here’s how I make it happen:


1. If you’re staying in a hotel, they might have continental breakfast, and they might serve oatmeal. If you don’t want to leave it to chance, call them ahead of time and ask. Some places might just offer packets of instant oatmeal. However, I have stayed in hotels that provide a massive heated container of unflavored oatmeal! They usually have a few “traditional” mix-ins to the side, like cinnamon, brown sugar, and raisins, but to that, I say “bullocks.” Look around:  there’s probably some fruit, peanut butter, fruit juices, yogurts, and jams around somewhere. Look at the condiments for the bagels and toast. Look at the toppings at the waffle bar. Look at the coffees and teas! I’m usually less picky about the quality of ingredients at this point because it’s a special circumstance; I mean, I’m already turning down the nummy-smelling waffles, so I want to make sure my oatmeal doesn’t taste like water! How about stirring in a splash of grape juice, cutting up an apple, and topping it all with some peanut butter? Get creative. Make all the other guests jealous.

(I added banana, pb, cinnamon, and raisins.)

2. If you’re staying in a hotel, and they have continental breakfast, but they don’t have oatmeal (and you’ve called to confirm that), don’t fret! Bring your own! Yeah, I said it. Pack some unflavored instant oatmeal packets (Country Choice Organic makes instant oatmeal packets with FLAX!) and bring one down to breakfast with you. It’s standard for hotels to have hot water available so guests can make tea. Take a cereal bowl, dump the oatmeal packet, and pour in some hot water. Give it a stir. Now, scour the place for mix-ins and toppings (see above)! Oh, and you can also save a little money and portion out 1/2 cup of instant oats into baggies instead of buying the packets.


(I added diced apple, pb, and a splash of apple juice.)

3. If you’re staying in a hotel, and they don’t have continental breakfast (bummer!), pack some unflavored instant oatmeal packets, and, if possible, additional shelf-stable ingredients to mix in. I recommend bananas and peanut butter and a small container of cocoa powder. Or nuts and apples. Or single-serving packs of applesauce. Every hotel room has a microwave these days, right? …Right?

4. As long as you have access to hot water or a microwave, prepare your own instant oatmeal packets. In a sealable bag or container, combine 1/2 cup instant oats, 1/2 tsp cinnamon, 2 tbsp PB2 (the powdered peanut butter), 1 tsp flax seed, a pinch of salt, and a handful of nuts and/or dried fruit of choice (dried apples would be amazing!). If you think you’ll need it, add some brown sugar, too. In the morning, pour in a bowl, add hot water (or microwave with water for 1-2 minutes), and stir. Boom! You’re a rockstar.

5. If you’re staying at a friend’s house, and you know the plan is to eat cereal in the morning, kindly inform them that you wish to prepare your own oatmeal. The way I go about this is to be super lighthearted about it. Make sure the implication is that you are an oat-obsessed addict, and not that you’re “above” their food; the last thing you want to do is offend your hosts. Laugh at yourself and let them know that you just “GOTTA have your daily oats, hee hee!” 😉 Either bring your own mix-ins or politely request to use some ingredients from his/her kitchen. I often have my friends’ parents tell me that I’m “welcome to anything in the kitchen” before I even ask. Still, they’re being super nice for you, so return the favor: be stingy with ingredients (don’t use up all their peanut butter), be as neat as possible, and clean up after yourself. Say thank you.

6. Another option for the above situation is to offer to make oatmeal for you and your friend(s)! This happened to me once. On Thanksgiving morning, I made oatmeal for Allison and her mom. It was the least I could do since they were A) welcoming me into their family for Thanksgiving, and B) allowing me to use ALL of their ingredients (I didn’t even bring my own oatmeal). They were thrilled, but they also like oatmeal, so…you have to take that into account. 🙂 [The oatmeal below is the pb+banana porridge I made at Allison’s house! The stuff on top? Cranberry Sauce.]

7. If you’re camping in an RV, you probably have a kitchen. Plan ahead, pack the ingredients you’ll need, and make your oatmeal as usual. I do this all the time. My mom makes pancakes and whatnot for the rest of the family, and I eat oatmeal. Nobody’s offended because they know I’m an oatmeal-loving psycho. Not a big deal. When it comes to packing ingredients, I just bring some oats, bananas, and peanut butter. My mom already keeps cinnamon and vanilla extract in the camper to make french toast. I either bring rolled oats and prepare it on the stove, or pack quick oats and make it in the microwave. Either works. [See the picture below? That’s Apple-Cherry Oatmeal, and it was made and photographed at a campground! Those are our camping bowls and utensils!]

8. If you’re tent camping or using an RV that doesn’t have a kitchen, use the campfire or a portable hot plate to heat up some water. If using this method, make sure you use quick or instant oats. Use the same flavoring ideas offered in #3, 4, and 7. Chances are high (if you don’t have kitchen access) that your group will be lighting up the grill or campfire for breakfast anyway, so this shouldn’t be a major burden. If it is, see idea #9!

9. Forego cooking oatmeal in the morning and pack granola or oatmeal muffins instead. See my recipes for healthy oatmeal muffins, or check out my Pinterest board for granola recipes! I really recommend the muffins. They are basically baked oatmeal, and my digestive system can vouch for the quality. Muffins normally make me sick, but these muffins soothe me just like stove-top oatmeal does. This is an excellent option if you are road-tripping or any other situation when you know you won’t have easy access to a kitchen.

10. If your crew is going out to eat for breakfast, do not fret. Chances are (at least in my experience), the place you go to will offer oatmeal. I mean, c’mon, even Perkins has oatmeal. In fact, find places that you know offer oatmeal, and suggest those to your group (don’t be pushy; remember, it’s not the end of the world). If you get your oatmeal from a standard diner (or a chain like Perkins or IHOP), they’ll probably just offer you milk/cream and raisins/brown sugar. I ask for raisins and nothing else. Then, I stir in the jam and peanut butter that’s just sitting on the tables. Some diners also have awesome syrups, like blueberry, and I make use of that as well. [The picture below is the steel-cut oatmeal with stewed apples at Flour in Cambridge, Mass. YUM.]

10.5 Just go to Starbucks. (or Caribou. Or Au Bon Pain. Or Jamba Juice. Or whatever.) Do what you need to do. I’ve done it. I’ve been there. I won’t judge. 🙂

If you’ve read all those ideas and still don’t see an answer, you should probably give up and just eat whatever is provided to you. 🙂 I can tell you from experience that all of the above options work in a pinch and satisfy me, even if it’s not as decadent as my typical morning creations. If not, lighten up and do the best you can. Enjoy that bagel or stack of pancakes. Your oatmeal will be waiting for you when you return. 🙂

    **You can also find hundreds of other oatmeal recipes (as well as tons of other meatless recipes) on my Pinterest account!  You can also like The Oatmeal Artist on Facebook. Thanks!

    Strawberry Baked Oatmeal

    Simple recipes thrill me. Don’t get me wrong: Neopolitan Baked Oatmeal is a beast, but sometimes I enjoy a return to simplicity. Strawberry Baked Oatmeal definitely fits that definition.

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    I stand by the proclamation that baked oatmeal is best with bananas, but this recipe is unadulterated strawberry heaven. If you want a marriage of the two, you could always try my Strawberry Banana Baked Oatmeal.

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    Peach Pie Oatmeal Smoothie

    I used to slurp down tons of smoothies. At the beginning of my junior year of college, I used to whip up some relatively extravagant breakfasts (by college student standards, anyway).*  Sometimes that included oatmeal, but not always. (It wasn’t until January or February of that year that oatmeal became a daily ritual.) Often, I would make smoothies. These were usually banana-based (because that’s what I could afford), but I occasionally splurged on mangoes, peaches, or pineapple.

    *If you’re interested, here’s a post from my old blog where I documented all my breakfasts for the week.

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    I never really added oatmeal to my smoothies, though. I thought of that concept a little over a year ago when I made my Green Monster Oatmeal Smoothie, which was actually just a cheap trick to add variety to my blog (at least I’m honest). I was like, “Hey, I’ll put oats in a smoothie, so I can have something other than porridge recipes on my blog! Har-har!”

    But here I am, adding another smoothie recipe to my blog. This time, however, it’s not just a cheap trick. The idea for this recipe came about the other day when I was attempting a new pancake recipe. As I licked the batter, the flavors and creaminess delighted me. It tasted exactly like a peach pie! I realized then that oats in a smoothie add more than just fiber and bulk; they add flavor, too! A smoothie without oats just tastes like peaches. A smoothie with oats tastes earthy and sweet, like someone took a slice of peach pie (crust and all) and blended it up.

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